SpongeBob Season 10 review: Whirly Brains - BV

Redhadxilamguy:

The episode begins with..... what else? SpongeBob and Patrick being bored, while playing stick in a cup. Until all of a sudden, they saw a commercial on TV about a new toy known as "Whirly Brains", where they fly their own brains?? WHAT??!! Here's how: Flip your lid, attach the propeller to your brain, and watch your brain soar hundreds of feet into the air?? And SpongeBob and Patrick make scary reactions to the commercial, as they loved it?? I know it's just a cartoon, but it really makes no sense. Even an actual cartoon character would wanna LITERALLY remove their brain. The two fight over the TV, but when it was later fixed, they rushed to the Bikini Bottom Toy Store, and bought Whirly Brains. Opening Patrick's head wouldn't work, so SpongeBob had to scare him with.... what else? A scary mask, which causes Patrick to open his head lid. "It's just me, Patrick", says SpongeBob. And then Patrick is relieved, for whatever reason. SpongeBob then attached the propeller to Patrick's brain, and then Patrick scares SpongeBob back, which also opened SpongeBob's head lid. And, again, Patrick attaches the propeller to SpongeBob's brain. And then they fly their brains, which is very disturbing. Patrick, how does the propeller tickle your think folds??!! Oh, god. EYE BUMP!!!! Scary. The two then just fuck up with their "whirly" brains and shit. SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK, DO NOT EVER INVADE GARY'S PRIVACY!!!!! The two then spy on Squidward. Patrick, Squidward isn't in the fucking toilet, you dunderheaded dumbass. Squidward then is frightened by SpongeBob and Patrick's "whirly" brains, and thought they were aliens from Mars. I think Squidward is right. They DO look like martians. And then Squidward falls out of his house. Squidward, put some clothes on, man! SpongeBob and Patrick then continue playing with their fucked up "whirly brain" toys. "Whirly Brains are Go!", exclaimed SpongeBob and Patrick. No, SpongeBob and Patrick, Whirly Brains are NOT go. Whirly Brains are NO!! The two then swap the Le Cafe patron's beverages, and the patrons spit at each other. Man, SpongeBob and Patrick really ARE stupider then they were in most of the Paul Tibbit era episodes. Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff then begin dating, while eating Krabby Patties in a DUMPSTER??!! Until, they fuck up their date by brainfarting.... eww, which all of a sudden impressed Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff? They once again continue fucking up and shit with their whirly brain toys, until some random kid, throws eggs with his brain. Every kid in town has got a whirly brain??!! SQUIDWARD WAS RIGHT!!!! THEY DO LOOK LIKE ALIENS FROM MARS!!!!!!!! IT'S AN INVASION!!!!!! AAAAAAGH!!!!!! I agree with that other kid's dad, the brain is the most important organ in the body, not a toy. YOUR BRAINS ARE NOT TOYS!!!!!!! And then the two race with that random kid with their whirly brain toys. This would even scare the living hell out of Hector Con Carne. He's already a brain, and he hates whirly brains. don't go up Bubble Bass's ass, kid. I warned you, now you did. Until an old man throws away their brains in the barrel. See, SpongeBob and Patrick? This is why you SHOULDN'T play with whirly brains. AND YOUR BRAINS ARE NOT TOYS!!!!!!!!!! Now they LITERALLY have lost their minds. 'M-O-O-N. THAT SPELLS MOON!!!!! *laughing like a retard*", WE KNOW, PATRICK, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A PRICK!!!!!! Now they're mindless and blind, what'd you expect? How is someone's baby your brain, SpongeBob? And how is a hydrant your brain, Patrick? Diapers aren't brains, Patrick. Especially filthy ones. Sandy came over using the missing brain detector. Then they go the old man's house, and found their brains. How are SpongeBob and Patrick crying without their brains?? Sandy then fights the old man, and... uh-oh. This is not good. Rocko's Modern Life did much better at taking brains out of heads than this. ANY CARTOON DOES BETTER THAN THIS!!!!! Oh, wait, they got their brains. Please never be a no brainer again, people. And the old man hated it when kids were having fun in the air, near him, while he's stuck with this crotchety cane on the ground. And then...... Oh no. Old man has a whirly ass??!! So HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!! Squidward is still running naked. Poor Squidward. So what do I think of this episode?? IT'S AWFUL!!!!! YOU THINK THAT SPONGEBOB WOULD IMPROVE AGAIN, WITH STEPHEN HILLENBURG RETURNING AS SHOWRUNNER!!!!! But, like I said, YOU'RE WRONG!!!! I'm sorry, but even with Stephen Hillenburg returning, SpongeBob IS getting worse without Paul Tibbit as showrunner. Even Paul Tibbit doesn't deserve to make SpongeBob suck. SEASON 10 ALREADY SUCKS AND SEASON 9 ISN'T EVEN OVER YET!!!! Now, thanks to Nickelodeon, MARC CECCARELLI SHARED POSITION WITH HILLENBURG AS SHOWRUNNER!!!!!!! While there were a couple decent post-movie SpongeBob episodes, including "It's a SpongeBob Christmas" and "Sponge out of Water", most of the Paul Tibbit era is garbage, that it was all Nickelodeon's fault. Yes, again, Nickelodeon deserved the blame for forcing Paul Tibbit to ruin SpongeBob. I WAS RIGHT!!!! SPONGEBOB DID GET WORSE WITH SEASON 10!!!! AND THIS FUCKING EPISODE "WHIRLY BRAINS" PROVES IT!!!!! The first three seasons were good for the most part, seasons 4 to 9 suck for the mo.... WAIT, I'm not finished yet! DON'T FUCKING RAPE ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9.7/10 for Whirly Brains.